Haha- what? No, I did not lose the first installment of the �Divalympics'! Yes, I know, to an innocent bystander it may have looked like ODBizzle and her team of pathetic little handbags got the better of us by pulling my team into the pool filled with chocolate pudding first (and I am an innocent bystander and to me it looked like my team got pulled in first�) but check this: the contest was supposed to be between me and ODB, not a bucket load of soulless stick-insects (alliteration, ha� how about that!) scampering about in bikinis, blocking my sun; and I did not get tug-of-war-ed in. Truth is, the One Ugly threw me into the pool after the stupid thing was over- and then I went and did the same to her drunken butt. So as far as I am concerned and as anyone with half a brain cell and clear vision (yes, we've been through this, that's not you guys!) could see it went to a draw and should have been thrown out, no questions asked.

On a more positive note- can I just say what an excellent job �Our Great American Hero' is doing as the new commissioner. Now I really don't want to say anything bad about Al Snow, but I kinda have to, seeing as he was inept (inept = unable to handle the job, totally inappropriate �). Turns out the Snowman had no concept of right and wrong and all he wanted to do was hog the spotlight on TV and wave that stupid baseball bat around, begging for people to �respect his authoritory!' No wonder he was fired. So God bless Mike Kruel� Yeah, I know what you are all thinking- how can I side with someone who is all about America when I am English? Well, let's put it this way. I appreciate someone with a little intelligence and integrity. I appreciate someone who shows initiative and the mental fortitude to put himself above the below-average Kentuckian (yeah, that is you guys!). Someone who steps up, takes matters into his own hands and stirs things up a bit. And no one could say the Kruel One isn't about to stir things up... So on that note: God bless America , the second greatest nation in this world�

So what about Idol winning the number one contender-ship for the OVW Heavyweight Title? How the hell did that happen? I guess it doesn't really matter because the truth is, he can get this far but no further. The Gangly One may have got lucky and beaten Burchill but he certainly cannot beat the New Guy. No way, nil points, absolutement non! And yet there you have him, swanning around like he's owed something� Now that is irksome (irksome = slightly annoying, especially by being tedious� ha!). Nevertheless, one thing is for sure: Idol is out. A new Champ is in. But let's not forget- the Ripper is still out there, lurking around� His hat is still in the ring and he's determined to win.

And finally� Hang on a second� Please tell me did I not see Steve Lewington a.k.a his alter ego, �the polite Englishman abroad', attempting to teach Jacob Duncan a.k.a �the man from the woods' table manners� The mind boggles. �Chapter one- the spoon..'? � The spoon '?? I'm amazed that his miniature flippers can even so much as hold a spoon, let alone know what to do with it. All I can say is: the boy is absurd. No wonder Jacob Duncan was scared, no wonder he was nervous. I would have been too if I found myself confronted with Stewie's badly dragged-up impersonation of Beth Phoenix� The word �grotesque' springs to mind. I was embarrassed to be affiliated with him in any way, even just through my heritage� I said it last week, and I'll say it again: I repeat- this is NOT a good time to be British- and looks like it's just gone from bad to worse�!

To see me rise like a Phoenix from the ashes (pardon the pun�), take over the pseudo-competition dubbed the �Divalympics', and then go on to take back what's rightfully mine (i.e. my Championship�), keep on coming to Six Flags every Friday night and tune into the CW every Saturday at 11pm. Don't miss� The Katie Lea Show.

Play everyone- reveal nothing. The Queen.

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Haha- what? No, I did not lose the first installment of the �Divalympics'! Yes, I know, to an innocent bystander it may have looked like ODBizzle and her team of pathetic little handbags got the better of us by pulling my team into the pool filled with chocolate pudding first (and I am an innocent bystander and to me it looked like my team got pulled in first�) but check this: the contest was supposed to be between me and ODB, not a bucket load of soulless stick-insects (alliteration, ha� how about that!) scampering about in bikinis, blocking my sun; and I did not get tug-of-war-ed in. Truth is, the One Ugly threw me into the pool after the stupid thing was over- and then I went and did the same to her drunken butt. So as far as I am concerned and as anyone with half a brain cell and clear vision (yes, we've been through this, that's not you guys!) could see it went to a draw and should have been thrown out, no questions asked. On a more positive note- can I just say what an excellent job �Our Great American Hero' is doing as the new commissioner. Now I really don't want to say anything bad about Al Snow, but I kinda have to, seeing as he was inept (inept = unable to handle the job, totally inappropriate �). Turns out the Snowman had no concept of right and wrong and all he wanted to do was hog the spotlight on TV and wave that stupid baseball bat around, begging for people to �respect his authoritory!' No wonder he was fired. So God bless Mike Kruel� Yeah, I know what you are all thinking- how can I side with someone who is all about America when I am English? Well, let's put it this way. I appreciate someone with a little intelligence and integrity. I appreciate someone who shows initiative and the mental fortitude to put himself above the below-average Kentuckian (yeah, that is you guys!). Someone who steps up, takes matters into his own hands and stirs things up a bit. And no one could say the Kruel One isn't about to stir things up... So on that note: God bless America , the second greatest nation in this world� So what about Idol winning the number one contender-ship for the OVW Heavyweight Title? How the hell did that happen? I guess it doesn't really matter because the truth is, he can get this far but no further. The Gangly One may have got lucky and beaten Burchill but he certainly cannot beat the New Guy. No way, nil points, absolutement non! And yet there you have him, swanning around like he's owed something� Now that is irksome (irksome = slightly annoying, especially by being tedious� ha!). Nevertheless, one thing is for sure: Idol is out. A new Champ is in. But let's not forget- the Ripper is still out there, lurking around� His hat is still in the ring and he's determined to win. And finally� Hang on a second� Please tell me did I not see Steve Lewington a.k.a his alter ego, �the polite Englishman abroad', attempting to teach Jacob Duncan a.k.a �the man from the woods' table manners� The mind boggles. �Chapter one- the spoon..'? � The spoon '?? I'm amazed that his miniature flippers can even so much as hold a spoon, let alone know what to do with it. All I can say is: the boy is absurd. No wonder Jacob Duncan was scared, no wonder he was nervous. I would have been too if I found myself confronted with Stewie's badly dragged-up impersonation of Beth Phoenix� The word �grotesque' springs to mind. I was embarrassed to be affiliated with him in any way, even just through my heritage� I said it last week, and I'll say it again: I repeat- this is NOT a good time to be British- and looks like it's just gone from bad to worse�! To see me rise like a Phoenix from the ashes (pardon the pun�), take over the pseudo-competition dubbed the �Divalympics', and then go on to take back what's rightfully mine (i.e. my Championship�), keep on coming to Six Flags every Friday night and tune into the CW every Saturday at 11pm. Don't miss� The Katie Lea Show. Play everyone- reveal nothing. The Queen.
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