I thoroughly enjoyed myself at the lingerie �showdown' last week. Not only was I able to prove to the world once and for all that I truly am the hottest diva in OVW, but I managed to expose the ODB for the sorry excuse of a human being that she is. Plus, I finally got my revenge for the �punch-bowl incident' at the bikini contest two weeks ago. So all in all, a fun and productive evening.

So this coming week the winner of the Miss OVW contest will finally be announced� And of course it's a given that Yours Truly will come out on top- again! But just in case there are still some doubters, let's have another quick look at my competition�

Maryse: Standard blonde bimbo trash. So she has her sexy little number over on �Smackdown'- that's not gonna help her. Her weekly soft-porn segments might be enough to attract a few spotty teenagers, but won't help her win. She is a blank, a nothing. She has no personality and personality counts for a lot in this contest.

Roucka: Ok, she is pretty hot- until she opens her mouth that is. Let's face it, she's an imbecile. I have never seen anyone spew so much hot air in so little time. I mean, what about those �God bless Americans' � speeches..? Has she not looked in the mirror lately? Not to mention her passport. Not only does she look Latin American but she is actually Canadian. Nobody will want to vote for someone as stupid as her.

Roni Jonah and Melody- a.k.a. the �Gothic Mayhem' � groupies: I don't even want to talk about those dykes. There is nothing attractive about those two scrawny lesbians.

Victoria Crawford: She has a pretty face and can be, at times, desperately cute. But the inventor of sass she is not. Sex appeal she has not. She is an air-head, not much more than a ditzy little child and the winner of this competition will have to be sexy, smart, sophisticated and, most importantly, all woman.

Sosay: Miss Ditz number two. Her shrill voice embodies everything that is wrong with women. She is a cartoon freak, a caricature of a dumb blonde. She is no threat to me whatsoever.

Serena: People like her because she is fiery. She is a good-looking girl and has a nice body. But she is essentially a tomboy and no match for a sex goddess like me.

Beth Phoenix: I have great respect for the �Glamazon', yea, almost bordering on admiration� She is one of the toughest women I've ever been in the ring with. She has dominated the women's division here in OVW with power and integrity. And I have to admit, she is smoking hot� But even she hasn't got what I've got. She is short and stumpy. I am tall, slender and of a classic beauty and charm only to be found in females from the British Isles � Furthermore, I beat her for the OVW Women's Championship� Twice! So even compared to Beth Phoenix- I'm still top dawg, in and out of the ring.

Last and most definitely least�

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I thoroughly enjoyed myself at the lingerie �showdown' last week. Not only was I able to prove to the world once and for all that I truly am the hottest diva in OVW, but I managed to expose the ODB for the sorry excuse of a human being that she is. Plus, I finally got my revenge for the �punch-bowl incident' at the bikini contest two weeks ago. So all in all, a fun and productive evening. So this coming week the winner of the Miss OVW contest will finally be announced� And of course it's a given that Yours Truly will come out on top- again! But just in case there are still some doubters, let's have another quick look at my competition� Maryse: Standard blonde bimbo trash. So she has her sexy little number over on �Smackdown'- that's not gonna help her. Her weekly soft-porn segments might be enough to attract a few spotty teenagers, but won't help her win. She is a blank, a nothing. She has no personality and personality counts for a lot in this contest. Roucka: Ok, she is pretty hot- until she opens her mouth that is. Let's face it, she's an imbecile. I have never seen anyone spew so much hot air in so little time. I mean, what about those �God bless Americans' � speeches..? Has she not looked in the mirror lately? Not to mention her passport. Not only does she look Latin American but she is actually Canadian. Nobody will want to vote for someone as stupid as her. Roni Jonah and Melody- a.k.a. the �Gothic Mayhem' � groupies: I don't even want to talk about those dykes. There is nothing attractive about those two scrawny lesbians. Victoria Crawford: She has a pretty face and can be, at times, desperately cute. But the inventor of sass she is not. Sex appeal she has not. She is an air-head, not much more than a ditzy little child and the winner of this competition will have to be sexy, smart, sophisticated and, most importantly, all woman. Sosay: Miss Ditz number two. Her shrill voice embodies everything that is wrong with women. She is a cartoon freak, a caricature of a dumb blonde. She is no threat to me whatsoever. Serena: People like her because she is fiery. She is a good-looking girl and has a nice body. But she is essentially a tomboy and no match for a sex goddess like me. Beth Phoenix: I have great respect for the �Glamazon', yea, almost bordering on admiration� She is one of the toughest women I've ever been in the ring with. She has dominated the women's division here in OVW with power and integrity. And I have to admit, she is smoking hot� But even she hasn't got what I've got. She is short and stumpy. I am tall, slender and of a classic beauty and charm only to be found in females from the British Isles � Furthermore, I beat her for the OVW Women's Championship� Twice! So even compared to Beth Phoenix- I'm still top dawg, in and out of the ring. Last and most definitely least�
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