Thank God that hideous contest is over. Weeks of prancing around comparing underwear with a whole bunch of wanna-be-models have at last come to an end! I don't want to name any names, but I think some of those glorified strippers actually took the Miss OVW �competition' pretty seriously � Personally I'm glad it's finally over. As if I had nothing better to do than worry about curling my hair or what color heels I should be wearing- in my wrestling ring!! I'm the OVW Women's Champion and I really have more important things on my mind.

As for ODB winning the contest- I can hardly contain my indifference. In fact, I thank God I didn't have to suffer the humiliation of being presented with that tacky crown, fake flowers and crumpled sash. The One Dirty actually looked happy that she won! Well, I got news for her. Getting a heap of moronic, disheveled low-life scum behind you does not make you beautiful. Honestly, I am not surprised the fans didn't vote for me. Let's face it, if I was one of them I wouldn't have voted for me either- in fact, I would positively hate me! Think about it. Every time they look at me they see beauty and charm and intellect on a level that they could never even dream of reaching and why would they want to vote for someone who keeps reminding them of their own inferiority? In ODB at least they see one of their own. And if someone like ODB, a scrawny, dumb, beer-swilling man girl can win a beauty pageant- then there is some hope for each and every one of our f oul-mouthed a nemic n o-hope s cumbags ( fans , get it�?) that they might one day achieve something in their sad, pathetic, miserable little lives. Of course they voted for her- they clearly identify with the misshapen bitch.

So all in all I made a lucky escape. Being a role-model for thousands of below average specimen of the human race in a part of the world evolution clearly forgot is not on my list of things to do in life. Being a fighter, defending my title and proving once again that I'm top dawg around here in and out of the ring is. So ODBizzel has now decided she wants to be a beauty queen. Let her have it. Fact of the matter is, she will never be a Champion like me. Chances are, she probably won't even want to set foot into a wrestling ring again- she'll be too worried about breaking a sweat, let alone a nail.
I am the Queen of England- and I've come to rule the world.
Sayonara. The Champ.

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Confessions of a Queen 2
Thank God that hideous contest is over. Weeks of prancing around comparing underwear with a whole bunch of wanna-be-models have at last come to an end! I don't want to name any names, but I think some of those glorified strippers actually took the Miss OVW �competition' pretty seriously � Personally I'm glad it's finally over. As if I had nothing better to do than worry about curling my hair or what color heels I should be wearing- in my wrestling ring!! I'm the OVW Women's Champion and I really have more important things on my mind. As for ODB winning the contest- I can hardly contain my indifference. In fact, I thank God I didn't have to suffer the humiliation of being presented with that tacky crown, fake flowers and crumpled sash. The One Dirty actually looked happy that she won! Well, I got news for her. Getting a heap of moronic, disheveled low-life scum behind you does not make you beautiful. Honestly, I am not surprised the fans didn't vote for me. Let's face it, if I was one of them I wouldn't have voted for me either- in fact, I would positively hate me! Think about it. Every time they look at me they see beauty and charm and intellect on a level that they could never even dream of reaching and why would they want to vote for someone who keeps reminding them of their own inferiority? In ODB at least they see one of their own. And if someone like ODB, a scrawny, dumb, beer-swilling man girl can win a beauty pageant- then there is some hope for each and every one of our f oul-mouthed a nemic n o-hope s cumbags ( fans , get it�?) that they might one day achieve something in their sad, pathetic, miserable little lives. Of course they voted for her- they clearly identify with the misshapen bitch. So all in all I made a lucky escape. Being a role-model for thousands of below average specimen of the human race in a part of the world evolution clearly forgot is not on my list of things to do in life. Being a fighter, defending my title and proving once again that I'm top dawg around here in and out of the ring is. So ODBizzel has now decided she wants to be a beauty queen. Let her have it. Fact of the matter is, she will never be a Champion like me. Chances are, she probably won't even want to set foot into a wrestling ring again- she'll be too worried about breaking a sweat, let alone a nail. I am the Queen of England- and I've come to rule the world. Sayonara. The Champ.
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