I don't even really want to talk about my upcoming title match with that pathetic waste of space, the self-proclaimed One Dirty Bitch. I shouldn't have to, because if justice had been done last week, there wouldn't be one! This was the dealio- if she got a win on me, she had a guaranteed title shot this week. So what happens? There I am, kicking her ass left and right, about to finish her off, when in a wild panic she pulls the referee in front of her and then uses the distraction to roll me up for a cheap win. So anyone with clear vision and half a brain (although I just realized that's probably none of our fans� when I think of the scores of cross-eyed morons I see at the Davis Arena week after week, who apparently pretty much share a single brain cell between the lot of them..) saw that she did not beat me fair and square� But what can I do, it's the referee's decision. He counted three and so, although she cheated, I will have to grant the Obnoxious One a title shot. Well, that's fine, all that really means is I get to beat her ass to a pulp� again� maybe spit in her face a few more times�. And then leave her destroyed and humiliated, crawling out of the arena on her hands and knees in manner of drowned rat or similar. Whilst I stand in the ring, one hand raised high, my Championship in the other� In fact, now that I think about it, I can hardly wait. Let me just say, in regards to Goose Mahoney getting curb stomped by Paul Burchill- honestly, I'm almost sorry that had to happen. I have nothing personal against Goose and yes, it's harder for him to take that kind of punishment because he's just a referee, not a trained fighter and therefore can't absorb as much pain as one of us. But it was simply a question of wrong place, wrong time and if you're looking for someone to blame- point at Idol Stevens. He is the one who committed the travesty of stealing Burchill's Championship, so whatever Paul has to do to set this right� Bottom line is, sometimes a lesson just has to be learned and in that particular case the lesson was this- you DO NOT MESS with the Ripper.

And so this week it will be the One Dirty who will be learning a lesson when she finally faces me for her ill-fated title shot. Which will be a short, painful and not so sweet ordeal for ODB and another triumph for me. Yes, you heard it. I will not be losing my title. That's an absolute, that's a given, that's a fact. The OVW Women's Championship is my pride and joy, my raison d'�tre and there is no way I am giving it up now. No matter how hard she tries, the Drizzle will never compare to the Queen of England- best she could ever do would be Queen of Ludicrous. And how can she have any hope of winning? When she doesn't even know the rules to the game�

To see me defend my title against the One Manly, destroy and humiliate her and not even break a sweat, tune into the Katie Lea Show this Saturday night at 11pm only on the CW�
Be there.

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Confessions of a Queen 6
I don't even really want to talk about my upcoming title match with that pathetic waste of space, the self-proclaimed One Dirty Bitch. I shouldn't have to, because if justice had been done last week, there wouldn't be one! This was the dealio- if she got a win on me, she had a guaranteed title shot this week. So what happens? There I am, kicking her ass left and right, about to finish her off, when in a wild panic she pulls the referee in front of her and then uses the distraction to roll me up for a cheap win. So anyone with clear vision and half a brain (although I just realized that's probably none of our fans� when I think of the scores of cross-eyed morons I see at the Davis Arena week after week, who apparently pretty much share a single brain cell between the lot of them..) saw that she did not beat me fair and square� But what can I do, it's the referee's decision. He counted three and so, although she cheated, I will have to grant the Obnoxious One a title shot. Well, that's fine, all that really means is I get to beat her ass to a pulp� again� maybe spit in her face a few more times�. And then leave her destroyed and humiliated, crawling out of the arena on her hands and knees in manner of drowned rat or similar. Whilst I stand in the ring, one hand raised high, my Championship in the other� In fact, now that I think about it, I can hardly wait. Let me just say, in regards to Goose Mahoney getting curb stomped by Paul Burchill- honestly, I'm almost sorry that had to happen. I have nothing personal against Goose and yes, it's harder for him to take that kind of punishment because he's just a referee, not a trained fighter and therefore can't absorb as much pain as one of us. But it was simply a question of wrong place, wrong time and if you're looking for someone to blame- point at Idol Stevens. He is the one who committed the travesty of stealing Burchill's Championship, so whatever Paul has to do to set this right� Bottom line is, sometimes a lesson just has to be learned and in that particular case the lesson was this- you DO NOT MESS with the Ripper. And so this week it will be the One Dirty who will be learning a lesson when she finally faces me for her ill-fated title shot. Which will be a short, painful and not so sweet ordeal for ODB and another triumph for me. Yes, you heard it. I will not be losing my title. That's an absolute, that's a given, that's a fact. The OVW Women's Championship is my pride and joy, my raison d'�tre and there is no way I am giving it up now. No matter how hard she tries, the Drizzle will never compare to the Queen of England- best she could ever do would be Queen of Ludicrous. And how can she have any hope of winning? When she doesn't even know the rules to the game� To see me defend my title against the One Manly, destroy and humiliate her and not even break a sweat, tune into the Katie Lea Show this Saturday night at 11pm only on the CW� Be there.
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