I could say I told you so. Last week I predicted that I was going to not only defend my title successfully but beat ODB within an inch of her life- and still come out smiling and hardly inconvenienced. Well, all of that happened just as I said. I'm only slightly disappointed that, half-way through my match, that crazed female dawg Melody came in and sabotaged my win by proceeding to clobber ODB with supersonic retard strength until the fight got stopped; personally, I would have preferred to finish the job myself, thus silencing my critics and showing the world once and for all why they call me the Queen of England (and practically now the entire World) and why I will be the OVW Women's Champ for a long, long time to come- possibly forever. Plus, I know already what our obnoxious fan base will say- that it was my master plan all along for Melody to run in and do the dirty work for me! Which is, of course, ridiculous. Firstly- I can handle my own business and secondly- Fuji Cakes is clearly deranged and if I was going to employ a �hitman' I would have chosen someone with a little more style. No, the Gothic Mayhem Groupie obviously had her own personal vendetta against the ODBizzle stemming from the fact that both of them think are �Miss OVW' when blatantly neither of them should be� But everything happens for a reason and turns out this time ODB got lucky- her chances of dragging her sorry carcass out of the Davis Arena alive would have been small with the mauling I was about to give her. Furthermore, perhaps this will teach the Drizzle a lesson: nobody likes you, you Obnoxious Debilitated Bulldawg!!

Turns out I was also right about that scrawny bastich Cody Runnels. Being half of a tag team with Shawn Spears is obviously no longer his priority. Only one week after losing the Southern Tag Team Titles (which I won't blame him for although I could) his only concern is with himself and his oh-so-important-I-will tread-over-bodies-to-get-it shot at the Heavyweight Championship� Of course there is no way the two of them can remain a successful tag team considering the mindset he's in right now; I mean, it's bordering on the obsessive. But in the plus column, I think Shawn will eventually be better off without that egomaniac as his partner and really I think he should be concentrating on his own personal success for once. I'm sure with his skill and integrity he can go far; more so in fact than anyone is expecting right now. Mark my words, Spearsy is a dark horse�

Quick question: what is the deal with Jacob Duncan running after Beth Phoenix like a love-sick puppy dawg? Talk about bizarre. Who'd have thunk Jacob had a heart to break? And then, why her? Don't get me wrong, she is cute and everything but surely, if you are going to stalk anyone wouldn't you aim straight for the top� i.e. the Women's Champ, the Queen of the World and the most fascinating creature in OVW� i.e. Yours Truly? I mean, I don't want to come across as conceited but it wouldn't even occur to me to settle for second best. Maybe he is just afraid of failure and will go for the achievable because he knows if he shoots for the stars it's a hard and painful landing once he gets shot back down to earth� For a lot of people a bird in the hand is still worth two in the bush and all that, right..? Of course these are people like Jacob Duncan or ODB who need very little in life and who can't understand the grievous rage their attitude and manner induce in the rest of us for whom everything in this world could never ever be anything like enough�

To once again see me in action and bear witness to the stuff dreams are made of tune into the CW this Saturday night at 11pm�
The Queen.

P.S. Send fan mail to: the Davis Arena, Louisville , Kentucky.

P.P.S. The Katie Lea Show is coming to Six Flags! See me live at the Kentucky Kingdom every Friday night starting in June- for more info keep checking this site�!

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Confessions of a Queen 7
I could say I told you so. Last week I predicted that I was going to not only defend my title successfully but beat ODB within an inch of her life- and still come out smiling and hardly inconvenienced. Well, all of that happened just as I said. I'm only slightly disappointed that, half-way through my match, that crazed female dawg Melody came in and sabotaged my win by proceeding to clobber ODB with supersonic retard strength until the fight got stopped; personally, I would have preferred to finish the job myself, thus silencing my critics and showing the world once and for all why they call me the Queen of England (and practically now the entire World) and why I will be the OVW Women's Champ for a long, long time to come- possibly forever. Plus, I know already what our obnoxious fan base will say- that it was my master plan all along for Melody to run in and do the dirty work for me! Which is, of course, ridiculous. Firstly- I can handle my own business and secondly- Fuji Cakes is clearly deranged and if I was going to employ a �hitman' I would have chosen someone with a little more style. No, the Gothic Mayhem Groupie obviously had her own personal vendetta against the ODBizzle stemming from the fact that both of them think are �Miss OVW' when blatantly neither of them should be� But everything happens for a reason and turns out this time ODB got lucky- her chances of dragging her sorry carcass out of the Davis Arena alive would have been small with the mauling I was about to give her. Furthermore, perhaps this will teach the Drizzle a lesson: nobody likes you, you Obnoxious Debilitated Bulldawg!! Turns out I was also right about that scrawny bastich Cody Runnels. Being half of a tag team with Shawn Spears is obviously no longer his priority. Only one week after losing the Southern Tag Team Titles (which I won't blame him for although I could) his only concern is with himself and his oh-so-important-I-will tread-over-bodies-to-get-it shot at the Heavyweight Championship� Of course there is no way the two of them can remain a successful tag team considering the mindset he's in right now; I mean, it's bordering on the obsessive. But in the plus column, I think Shawn will eventually be better off without that egomaniac as his partner and really I think he should be concentrating on his own personal success for once. I'm sure with his skill and integrity he can go far; more so in fact than anyone is expecting right now. Mark my words, Spearsy is a dark horse� Quick question: what is the deal with Jacob Duncan running after Beth Phoenix like a love-sick puppy dawg? Talk about bizarre. Who'd have thunk Jacob had a heart to break? And then, why her? Don't get me wrong, she is cute and everything but surely, if you are going to stalk anyone wouldn't you aim straight for the top� i.e. the Women's Champ, the Queen of the World and the most fascinating creature in OVW� i.e. Yours Truly? I mean, I don't want to come across as conceited but it wouldn't even occur to me to settle for second best. Maybe he is just afraid of failure and will go for the achievable because he knows if he shoots for the stars it's a hard and painful landing once he gets shot back down to earth� For a lot of people a bird in the hand is still worth two in the bush and all that, right..? Of course these are people like Jacob Duncan or ODB who need very little in life and who can't understand the grievous rage their attitude and manner induce in the rest of us for whom everything in this world could never ever be anything like enough� To once again see me in action and bear witness to the stuff dreams are made of tune into the CW this Saturday night at 11pm� The Queen. P.S. Send fan mail to: the Davis Arena, Louisville , Kentucky. P.P.S. The Katie Lea Show is coming to Six Flags! See me live at the Kentucky Kingdom every Friday night starting in June- for more info keep checking this site�!
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