What about that match between ODB (a.k.a. the O bnoxious D ebilitated B ulldawg) and Melody (a.k.a. the Gothic Mayhem Groupie) last week�? It was clearly a case of too many freaks and not enough circuses- but I wouldn't have missed that particular fight for the world. There they were, Miss Cheap and Miss Tacky, wearing their stupid little plastic crowns and their pathetic, crumpled sashes with pride, like they actually believed they were real beauty queens� When neither of them could ever be Queen of anything, or any kind of royalty for that matter. So I had fun watching the One Ugly (whom I hate) and the scrawny lesbian (whom I despise) rip each other apart. Although to be honest I was a little disappointed the ODB came out on top- not that I gave an Aylesbury Duck about the outcome either way but if it was me, I would have made sure the Obnoxious One wasn't able to stand by the end of it. It was time she got what she deserved; but I guess if you want a job done properly you just have to do it yourself... And now it seems the ODB is awfully proud because she got herself a �big win'. Well, all I can say is this- she had better not sit too far up her high horse. Because despite the new-found vicious streak (that surprised and impressed us all) Fuji is a) deranged, b) not even a real musician and c) sure as hell not an accomplished fighter. So the One Dirty beat her up, great, big deal; but that doesn't mean she has any chance of ever beating a real Champion, let alone becoming one. So I can only advise her to stay well clear of me and my title. The OVW Women's Championship is with me, where it belongs and, like the Kat that got the cream, I am not about to relinquish it (good word, eh, you like that..? It means �give up', morons!) for anything in the world. ODB, let me warn you one last time: I may look like a beauty but when push comes to shove I am perfectly capable of being the beast- and your worst fraggin' nightmare! One thing is for certain: bad things happen when you mess with the Queen of England. And my reign has only just begun�

Speaking of British supremacy� What is the other big event besides the Katie Lea Show this weekend? That's right, the Kentucky Derby. Apparently. Well, in my humble opinion (and it's been proven time and again that I am always right), if the best Kentucky has to offer is this over hyped, under produced and downright second-rate event then something is very, very wrong here. Once again, this is just another example of how the British do it best. I mean, if you want to see a real equine (no, go get your dictionary, I'm not spelling everything out for you�) competition- go to Ascot, go see the York Races over in England . I mean, hell, it's an English tradition! We invented the horse race!! To add insult to injury I was informed this morning that the �Queen of England' was going to be there and would I be going to see her..?!? Hang on a second. I am the Queen of England and if anything, people come to see me. So, no, I won't be attending this sorry excuse for a sporting event. ODB of course will be there, mingling with the common people and drinking herself into a stupor� As for me, if I did decide to watch a bunch of horses run around a field like their asses were on fire I'd do it back home where at least they do it with style�

To see the event that will blow the Kentucky Derby out of the water and to watch the Queen of England / OVW/ the World in action once again tune into the Katie Lea Show this Saturday night at 11pm, only on the CW.

They call me Alexis Luthor- but my name is Katie Lea.
Later, Chumps.

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What about that match between ODB (a.k.a. the O bnoxious D ebilitated B ulldawg) and Melody (a.k.a. the Gothic Mayhem Groupie) last week�? It was clearly a case of too many freaks and not enough circuses- but I wouldn't have missed that particular fight for the world. There they were, Miss Cheap and Miss Tacky, wearing their stupid little plastic crowns and their pathetic, crumpled sashes with pride, like they actually believed they were real beauty queens� When neither of them could ever be Queen of anything, or any kind of royalty for that matter. So I had fun watching the One Ugly (whom I hate) and the scrawny lesbian (whom I despise) rip each other apart. Although to be honest I was a little disappointed the ODB came out on top- not that I gave an Aylesbury Duck about the outcome either way but if it was me, I would have made sure the Obnoxious One wasn't able to stand by the end of it. It was time she got what she deserved; but I guess if you want a job done properly you just have to do it yourself... And now it seems the ODB is awfully proud because she got herself a �big win'. Well, all I can say is this- she had better not sit too far up her high horse. Because despite the new-found vicious streak (that surprised and impressed us all) Fuji is a) deranged, b) not even a real musician and c) sure as hell not an accomplished fighter. So the One Dirty beat her up, great, big deal; but that doesn't mean she has any chance of ever beating a real Champion, let alone becoming one. So I can only advise her to stay well clear of me and my title. The OVW Women's Championship is with me, where it belongs and, like the Kat that got the cream, I am not about to relinquish it (good word, eh, you like that..? It means �give up', morons!) for anything in the world. ODB, let me warn you one last time: I may look like a beauty but when push comes to shove I am perfectly capable of being the beast- and your worst fraggin' nightmare! One thing is for certain: bad things happen when you mess with the Queen of England. And my reign has only just begun� Speaking of British supremacy� What is the other big event besides the Katie Lea Show this weekend? That's right, the Kentucky Derby. Apparently. Well, in my humble opinion (and it's been proven time and again that I am always right), if the best Kentucky has to offer is this over hyped, under produced and downright second-rate event then something is very, very wrong here. Once again, this is just another example of how the British do it best. I mean, if you want to see a real equine (no, go get your dictionary, I'm not spelling everything out for you�) competition- go to Ascot, go see the York Races over in England . I mean, hell, it's an English tradition! We invented the horse race!! To add insult to injury I was informed this morning that the �Queen of England' was going to be there and would I be going to see her..?!? Hang on a second. I am the Queen of England and if anything, people come to see me. So, no, I won't be attending this sorry excuse for a sporting event. ODB of course will be there, mingling with the common people and drinking herself into a stupor� As for me, if I did decide to watch a bunch of horses run around a field like their asses were on fire I'd do it back home where at least they do it with style� To see the event that will blow the Kentucky Derby out of the water and to watch the Queen of England / OVW/ the World in action once again tune into the Katie Lea Show this Saturday night at 11pm, only on the CW. They call me Alexis Luthor- but my name is Katie Lea. Later, Chumps.
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