o be honest I can't really be bothered to talk about the O ld D emented B iatch this week. I'm kind of getting tired of it� So let me just say this: There is no way the ODB could ever, ever, ever have beaten Beth Phoenix if the Glamazon hadn't been distracted by that whole weirdo stalker boyfriend scenario she's got going on. Under normal circumstances the ODB would have been nipped, squished and turned inside out� In about five seconds. And we all know it.

So let's get off that sordid subject and talk about� something interesting- like me - instead!

As it happens, I changed my mind and did end up going to the Kentucky Derby after all. And I can only say it was a blessing in disguise. Because whilst I was there I was able to filter through the masses of red necked inbred Kentuckian morons (it was like a sea of thousands of OVW fans) and actually find some real people ! People from out of town who didn't represent the dregs of society, people with jobs and cars and nice clothes and self-respect and intelligent conversation (I almost for a second felt transported back to London )� Including a very nice gentleman from Detroit who remarked that although he had always looked on Detroit as �the Ghetto' he now realized he was lucky to live there as he had never seen so many retards and toothless goofs as here in Louisville � He also happened to mention that I was the most beautiful, sophisticated, charming and fascinating creature he had ever met� So contrary to my expectations I actually had a nice time. I even feel slightly disappointed that it's over, just when I was starting to make friends. It's hard to find people with character and flair like that around here�

Getting back to the Katie Lea Show� I know a lot of people will be all over Shawn Spears for his interference in Cody Runnels' title match last week� But the simple truth is Cody finally got what he deserved after the disrespect he has been showing Spearsy in recent weeks. Furthermore he really had no business being in the ring in the first place- by cashing in his Golden Envelope he stepped not just all over his (ex-) tag team partner but all over Burchill as well. He should know that there is a hierarchy, there is a line here to be the number one contender for the OVW Heavyweight Championship, and what Cody needs to do is stand in it and wait his turn. Although he is technically just wasting his time anyway. Because everybody knows it will be only a matter of a very, very short time until the title goes back where it belongs� With the Brit� With the Ripper� With� BURCHILL.

To see me defend my territory and Burchill regain his, watch the Katie Lea Show at 11pm this Saturday night. Only on the CW.

Good bye. The Real and the One and Only� Queen of England .

P.S. Hahahahaha- I laughed to see Stevie Lewington get punked out like the cheap-ass bitch that he is last week� Mikey Mondo put him right down on his anally retentive butt just like he deserves. Yeah, I enjoyed that. And I hope it hurt. A lot. That'll learn him� The bastich was just too cocky. Turns out he didn't realize who he was dealing with; Mondo is a shoot badass and one of the toughest guys in OVW. And trust me, we ain't seen nothing yet�

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o be honest I can't really be bothered to talk about the O ld D emented B iatch this week. I'm kind of getting tired of it� So let me just say this: There is no way the ODB could ever, ever, ever have beaten Beth Phoenix if the Glamazon hadn't been distracted by that whole weirdo stalker boyfriend scenario she's got going on. Under normal circumstances the ODB would have been nipped, squished and turned inside out� In about five seconds. And we all know it. So let's get off that sordid subject and talk about� something interesting- like me - instead! As it happens, I changed my mind and did end up going to the Kentucky Derby after all. And I can only say it was a blessing in disguise. Because whilst I was there I was able to filter through the masses of red necked inbred Kentuckian morons (it was like a sea of thousands of OVW fans) and actually find some real people ! People from out of town who didn't represent the dregs of society, people with jobs and cars and nice clothes and self-respect and intelligent conversation (I almost for a second felt transported back to London )� Including a very nice gentleman from Detroit who remarked that although he had always looked on Detroit as �the Ghetto' he now realized he was lucky to live there as he had never seen so many retards and toothless goofs as here in Louisville � He also happened to mention that I was the most beautiful, sophisticated, charming and fascinating creature he had ever met� So contrary to my expectations I actually had a nice time. I even feel slightly disappointed that it's over, just when I was starting to make friends. It's hard to find people with character and flair like that around here� Getting back to the Katie Lea Show� I know a lot of people will be all over Shawn Spears for his interference in Cody Runnels' title match last week� But the simple truth is Cody finally got what he deserved after the disrespect he has been showing Spearsy in recent weeks. Furthermore he really had no business being in the ring in the first place- by cashing in his Golden Envelope he stepped not just all over his (ex-) tag team partner but all over Burchill as well. He should know that there is a hierarchy, there is a line here to be the number one contender for the OVW Heavyweight Championship, and what Cody needs to do is stand in it and wait his turn. Although he is technically just wasting his time anyway. Because everybody knows it will be only a matter of a very, very short time until the title goes back where it belongs� With the Brit� With the Ripper� With� BURCHILL. To see me defend my territory and Burchill regain his, watch the Katie Lea Show at 11pm this Saturday night. Only on the CW. Good bye. The Real and the One and Only� Queen of England . P.S. Hahahahaha- I laughed to see Stevie Lewington get punked out like the cheap-ass bitch that he is last week� Mikey Mondo put him right down on his anally retentive butt just like he deserves. Yeah, I enjoyed that. And I hope it hurt. A lot. That'll learn him� The bastich was just too cocky. Turns out he didn't realize who he was dealing with; Mondo is a shoot badass and one of the toughest guys in OVW. And trust me, we ain't seen nothing yet�
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